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Nasz język ma to do siebie, że prowokuje wiele dwuznaczności. Kiedyś przyszły do sklepu dwie panie, nasze stałe klientki, i poprosiły jajka. Za parę dni wróciły, a jedna z nich zwróciła się do mnie: „Panie Krzysztofie, jakie Pan ma piękne jajka”. Ja dla żartu odpowiedziałem: „Ciii! Żona obok stoi”. Wszyscy, który to usłyszeli zaczęli się śmiać, a ona widocznie nawet się nie zorientowała, że mogła wywołać uśmiech u innych. Dopiero, gdy jej koleżanka ją szturchnęła i wyjaśniła co się stało, w jednej chwili poczerwieniała i tak się zawstydziła, że w sklepie pojawiła się dopiero kilka tygodni później.
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